Happen Demotivational Poster
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR - After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch, and you'll have to pee
SPECIAL FORCES - When budget cuts get bad enough to reduce our special forces to "Special Forces"
HOW COME... - ...things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?! -Homer J. Simpson
MONDAYS - You're telling me they are going to happen every week ?
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM - He loved New York, and hated to leave, but Danny Doberman and the Pinscher boys made it hard to stay.
TIME TRAVEL -
MISTLETOE - What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe
YOUR SOCIOLOGY REPORT - Don't trust Wikipedia for it.
IT'S A COINCIDENCE - I swear she left, don't worry there are plenty of fish in the sea
CHAOS THEORY -
OPTIMISM - "Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today." - Mark Twain
WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Stays in Vegas... for 9 to 33 years
TAKE THE ROOF DOWN -
CRUCIFIXION - "Hey, it may be excruciatingly painful, but it still beats the hell out of reading the comments section during those politifake rants." ~Jean-Claude Van Damme~
WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT -
NEVER - It's the word God listens for when he needs a laugh
TIME - He always wins.... which means, we always lose.
TITANIC IN 3D -
AL SHARPTON BLASTS TIGER WOODS FOR LACK OF MISTRESS DIVERSITY -
ON NEW YEAR'S DAY - I woke up in the backstreets of Bombay. Which is weird, because last night I was in Melbourne.
WHAT HAPPEN? -
Parenting Skills -
Name Please -
SOCIAL EXPERIMENT -
AGAINST THE GRAIN -
WHEN SOMETHING IRREVERSIBLE BAD HAPPENS... -
VEGAS - What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. In Toledo, you're pretty much screwed though.
Agnes gave up cooking -
MY FIRST CAR... - Was totaled by my sister. Leave it to a woman to hit a snowbank, then to go and hit, the only tree, 10 feet out, on a FROZEN LAKE!
COUCH POTATOS -
HINDSIGHT - says he probably shouldn't have tried this
HINDSIGHT - says he shouldn't have tried this
WIKIPEDIA - Nothing is sacred, not even the relativity of simultaneity.
A PROMISE TO WOMEN - We will stop trying to check out your bodies, When you stop trying to check out our bank statements.
SHI(F)T HAPPENS - Polar Shift, Global Warming, Nibiru, The Apocalypse, ... The End Is Near And good riddance too, live with it, shi(f)t happens.
Happy Birthday Silvie -
Ghost of septic tanks past -
Mountain Folk -
Ebola Virus -