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Happen Demotivational Poster


LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR - After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch, and you'll have to pee


TAGS: happens every time
Rating: 4.44/5

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MrBlack - February 10, 2010, 7:45 pm
Don't forget that ye'll get somethin in yer eye too.
erock - February 10, 2010, 4:20 pm
so true ,so darn true!
CANADA - February 8, 2010, 3:04 pm
perfect


SPECIAL FORCES - When budget cuts get bad enough to reduce our special forces to "Special Forces"


TAGS: don t let it happen
Rating: 3.72/5

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Gath - May 20, 2011, 8:24 am
"Special" Forces.


HOW COME... - ...things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?! -Homer J. Simpson




105,426 -


TAGS: dont you just hate when that happens
Rating: 4.47/5

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Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:07 pm
George poor dude...5/5


MONDAYS - You're telling me they are going to happen every week ?




WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM - He loved New York, and hated to leave, but Danny Doberman and the Pinscher boys made it hard to stay.


TAGS: dog witness protection program mobsters it could happen
Rating: 4.17/5

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5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 8:31 pm
And now I have to move again, dammit! 5 testimony deals and added to favs
LogicDude - December 9, 2009, 4:23 pm
Are there "pug mug" sh**s to review?
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 3:33 pm
Well done MWLF, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 11:47 am
XD 5 smug pugs


TIME TRAVEL -




MISTLETOE - What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe


TAGS: mistletoe what happens stays under
Rating: 4.9/5

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CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 11:44 pm
Unless the kissing leads to something else that leads to a package arriving 9 months later
Budog - December 24, 2011, 11:52 am
It is especially depending on where the mistletoe is hung...
maoworks2 - December 24, 2011, 8:26 am
True


YOUR SOCIOLOGY REPORT - Don't trust Wikipedia for it.


TAGS: screensh** or it didn t happen
Rating: 2.53/5

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Viper - June 5, 2010, 3:25 pm
like wtf
LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 1:18 pm
Great Scott!!!


TRIUMPH -


TAGS: rocket moon it happened space
Rating: 4.84/5

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mariand - June 23, 2012, 11:19 am
I say this because my daughter has win a basketball competition, scoring 28 out of 30 attempts, and this, only after six months of training... it's unbelievable, because she has win in front of girls which have been trained for years.
mariand - June 23, 2012, 2:41 am
amsome
Budog - June 22, 2012, 8:51 pm
Excellent! 5L


BROKENHEART -




FRUSTRATION -




MONDAYS -


TAGS: happen every week humor
Rating: 4.27/5

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rerun - March 25, 2013, 9:03 pm

I will tell you what a bad Monday it. I went to send the site owner a PM, almost banned him instead.


IT'S A COINCIDENCE - I swear she left, don't worry there are plenty of fish in the sea


TAGS: happenstance fish
Rating: 4.91/5

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motifayk - January 20, 2013, 7:14 am
Ha ha ha.... It really is a coincidence... surprising...


CHAOS THEORY -


TAGS: if a b***erfly gets eaten what happens
Rating: 3.54/5

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Sean - July 25, 2009, 9:01 pm
Oh yeah? Well Confucious say: Watched b***erfly never flaps -- oh God I hope it never flaps, or Haarakkon prophencies come true!
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 4:00 pm
Delightfully prophetic.


OPTIMISM - "Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today." - Mark Twain




WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Stays in Vegas... for 9 to 33 years


TAGS: oj simpson vegas las happens what in stays prison jail funny coberloco humor jail
Rating: 3.2/5

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W - February 27, 2009, 9:22 pm
Wrong O.J. Simpson. The web site says that his birthdate is 1/17/1977 but OJ Simpson was selected to the Pro Bowl in 1969 - apparently at the age of negative 8. Also, there's no way he weighs 320 pounds.
Scorpio7 - December 31, 2008, 3:04 pm
O. J. Simpson is no longer behind bars. For PROOF, go to this link http://www.doc.nv.gov/notis/detail.php?offender_id=52166 and note the name and birthdate of the released inmate. YOU CAN WIN A “BAR BET,” AS I DID!
me - December 30, 2008, 6:21 pm
Well.. at least the juice is no longer on the loose
Sean - December 30, 2008, 5:25 pm
clever


TAKE THE ROOF DOWN -




CRUCIFIXION - "Hey, it may be excruciatingly painful, but it still beats the hell out of reading the comments section during those politifake rants." ~Jean-Claude Van Damme~


TAGS: this is what happens when you follow in the footsteps of jesus
Rating: 3.59/5

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Zed - October 24, 2009, 6:53 pm
Five lions and an apology from yours truly, Rose.


WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT -




NEVER - It's the word God listens for when he needs a laugh




TIME - He always wins.... which means, we always lose.




Procrastinate -




TITANIC IN 3D -


TAGS: why would this happen ice
Rating: 5/5

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artic - March 25, 2012, 1:49 am
Never saw the first one. Wife knows better to ask
Preacher Man - March 24, 2012, 3:01 am
I don't know...the sketching scene, Kate Winslet's t*** in 3D. That might be worth it.


Futility -




SELF-DELUSION -


TAGS: demotivational what happened to all my rum
Rating: 4.26/5

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Fatt Matt - March 4, 2010, 3:29 pm
+5 and fav
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 1:36 pm
5L
lesterinside - March 3, 2010, 9:46 pm
Just hanging around. 5L
Produceman117 - March 3, 2010, 8:13 pm
5. Easy.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 6:55 pm
Great poster Space!
GreyScorpion - March 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
somebody kick out my chair, 5L
Bob D. Sailor - March 3, 2010, 6:25 pm
That's really demotivating. 5L from me.
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 5:49 pm
Amsome! Nice work space!


AL SHARPTON BLASTS TIGER WOODS FOR LACK OF MISTRESS DIVERSITY -


TAGS: you knew it was going to happen
Rating: 4.21/5

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BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
Unfortunately Sean I did not have a whole lot to do with the text...Just turned it into a poster b/c I thought it was funnier than hell when I read it. PS I would love to write for The Onion some time!!!
Sean - December 13, 2009, 8:16 pm
If it ain't real, I want Bone to march over to The Onion and apply for a job. Hilarious.
Derek - December 13, 2009, 3:47 pm
My goodness. This appears to be real.


Rick-Rolled -


TAGS: that s right it just happened to you
Rating: 2.21/5


ON NEW YEAR'S DAY - I woke up in the backstreets of Bombay. Which is weird, because last night I was in Melbourne.




WHAT HAPPEN? -


TAGS: what happen plane crash pilot
Rating: 3.63/5

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MO - July 27, 2009, 10:09 pm
LMAO!!!! 5 fireballs!!


Parenting Skills -


TAGS: where did it all go so wrong maybe it is genetic or maybe sh t happens swwet babies evil puberty
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 26, 2013, 3:03 am
Thanks RK!
RKembleRO - September 25, 2013, 8:46 pm
is funny because is true. :p nice doing!


Name Please -


TAGS: muscles men nicknames things happen
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 25, 2014, 3:27 pm
Thanks for pissed my pants laugh reply Dumphque
EmilioDumphque - May 24, 2014, 11:34 pm
"I'm here fer yer daughter, Chuck"


SOCIAL EXPERIMENT -


TAGS: disagree with your doctor as of now and see what happens
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 21, 2014, 2:42 am
First hand experience... no pun intended, lol.
motifayk - April 20, 2014, 10:49 pm
Looks like you are speaking from experience. 5L


AGAINST THE GRAIN -


TAGS: the ramblings of rerun this is what happens when you don t sleep
Rating: 4.94/5

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agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:07 pm
The moral of the story: Don't ride a slow motorcycle to China.


WHEN SOMETHING IRREVERSIBLE BAD HAPPENS... -




VEGAS - What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. In Toledo, you're pretty much screwed though.




Agnes gave up cooking -




FAITHLESS -




MOTIFAKERS -




MY FIRST CAR... - Was totaled by my sister. Leave it to a woman to hit a snowbank, then to go and hit, the only tree, 10 feet out, on a FROZEN LAKE!




realistically -


TAGS: organizer day planner same old same old it can happen to anyone plans
Rating: 3.5/5

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Silverheart - November 15, 2013, 6:46 pm

To quote a Nine Inch Nails song... I think that I can see the future, because I repeat the same routine. Good'n, CoC.


COUCH POTATOS -




HINDSIGHT - says he probably shouldn't have tried this




HINDSIGHT - says he shouldn't have tried this




WIKIPEDIA - Nothing is sacred, not even the relativity of simultaneity.




A PROMISE TO WOMEN - We will stop trying to check out your bodies, When you stop trying to check out our bank statements.




SHI(F)T HAPPENS - Polar Shift, Global Warming, Nibiru, The Apocalypse, ... The End Is Near And good riddance too, live with it, shi(f)t happens.


TAGS: shift **** happens polar global warming nibiru apocalypse rnr
Rating: 1.17/5

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LOLOLOL - June 22, 2009, 7:08 pm
Ask urself this, y would u make a calender 4 7851 when its only 2009 and u still got endless calendars 2 go. The world doesn't end just because a calender ends. What they're saying is... out with the old in with the new. (Maybe they'll discover somthing!)


Happy Birthday Silvie -


TAGS: birthday someday happens age celebrations tragic cake fire
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 19, 2016, 11:55 am
I was supposed to be doing that for myself? Huh go figure.
MissPriss - March 19, 2016, 11:54 am
And what did everyone else get to eat? Glad it was a good one Silvie.
concern3 - March 19, 2016, 4:48 am
It's like The Mick said "If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself"
Silverheart - March 19, 2016, 12:21 am

Aww, thanks (I think). Wifemonster baked me a mega sized cookie instead. Up yours.


Ghost of septic tanks past -




Mountain Folk -




Sneezer -


TAGS: when least expected it happens
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - December 5, 2014, 8:49 am
Tnx.
mizzdizz - December 4, 2014, 1:58 pm
Not sure if this little guy sneezed so hard, this is where he ended up, or if he's about to sneeze so hard he's gonna make a sudden exit! Either way, its a funny visual! 5 laughing, sneezing, sniffling lions!


Ebola Virus -




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